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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 02:14

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Hysterias & Posteriors

Why is the internet so restrictive? Why is it impossible to find a place where you can express yourself fully?

Freaks and Cheeks

share office space ...

Why do so many 18 to 29-year-old men struggle in dating?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Just Forget it!

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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No go.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Is it possible for creatures with intelligence more advanced than humans to evolve naturally in the universe?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Everyone loved it.

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They put up a sign reading

No, not a chance

So, the docs changed it to read

What fiber optic setup would you recommend for a small business network?

No way

Then came..

Nuts and Butts

What are some recommended marketing automation tools for beginners?

Minds and Behinds

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What is the best sunscreen in India for oily sensitive skin?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Unacceptable again!

Next, they tried...

Were you ever in love with your teacher?

So they tried

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why is everyone so stupid to say Crimea is part of Ukraine? Crimea isn’t part of Ukraine, it’s part of Russia.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Loons and Moons

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